People never change after the age of seven.
People make the same mistakes over and over again.
Never trust offensive coordinators in a non-option based system who stand on the field.
Decisions made about anything after 8 p.m. will be bad ones. If you must, make it about food or masturbation only.
The only way to function in life is to disregard rules one and two to a reasonable extent before acting on them.
