Great Article About Understanding Allen Iverson

Understanding Allen Iverson on Allen Iverson’s Terms:

You know those glow sticks they give little kids on Halloween? With the neon goo inside? Where you and I have blood, Iverson has that glowing stuff pumping through him. He’s just on fire, all the time. If you could spread that magical juice throughout your roster, you’d win the title every year—talent and size be damned.

But as it is, Allen Iverson has two gallons of it, and most people don’t even have a teaspoon. There’s your trouble. Hmm… it’s a game won by the best team… so what do you there? Through most of his career, Allen Iverson has known what to do there: win the damn game himself. He can see how and where the fire is burning, and by comparison it’s almost all in him.

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Rep. Jack Kingston Is Obviously Lazy But Also Poorly Educated

Reacting to statements by the Democratic leadership calling for a five-day work week starting in January, Rep. Jack Kingston of Georgia whines:

“Keeping us up here eats away at families,” said Rep. Jack Kingston (R-Ga.), who typically flies home on Thursdays and returns to Washington on Tuesdays. “Marriages suffer. The Democrats could care less about families — that’s what this says.”

It’s “couldn’t care less”, Jack, couldn’t.

I don't necessarily buy all this new age crap. One time I saw my mom knock my father unconscious with a frying pan and do you know what I did? I kept right on going with my birthday party.