Dear William/Spike/Milton/Braniac

You said things about Lex Luthor, to which he responded negatively claiming it was awful close to libel.

Your response:

"It's not libel if it's true."

You'll be happy to know that it's not libel either way. It must be printed to be libel. Lex should've accused you of slander.

I must admit disappointment with the both of you (evil supervillain inevitabilities aside). You two represent the greatest minds in the comic universe (Batman aside) and should know the difference between slander and libel.

Sincerely,
Binsk L. Doodle