Since military recruitment is down, and UK troops may be pulled from Iraq, I have an idea for a recruitment strategy.
Go down to your local recruitment office, grab a bunch of enlistment forms, and stick them under every "Support Our Troops" magnet you see.
Now, there's few things I hate as much as finding fliers on my windshield, but seeing as this is for a worthy cause, I'm willing to make an exception. Especially for people who obviously care enough about the troops to put a two dollar magnet on their SUV, I'm sure they'd be happy to support America.
Well, we could go to a bar, find some people we don't like and beat the crap out of them.
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