Support This

Since military recruitment is down, and UK troops may be pulled from Iraq, I have an idea for a recruitment strategy.

Go down to your local recruitment office, grab a bunch of enlistment forms, and stick them under every "Support Our Troops" magnet you see.

Now, there's few things I hate as much as finding fliers on my windshield, but seeing as this is for a worthy cause, I'm willing to make an exception. Especially for people who obviously care enough about the troops to put a two dollar magnet on their SUV, I'm sure they'd be happy to support America.

Santorum

Rick Santorum:

What the Democrats are doing is "the equivalent of Adolf Hitler in 1942 saying, "I'm in Paris. How dare you invade me. How dare you bomb my city? It's mine." This is no more the rule of the senate than it was the rule of the senate before not to filibuster.

Wow. I'm going to vote so hard against him next year that his grandkids will lose their election for patrol leader.

You used to be fun. You used to be warped and twisted and hilarious... and I mean that in the best way - I mean it as a compliment!