Don't Disenfranchise My Vote

I actually sort of wanted my vote to be challenged at the poll yesterday, so I could cause a scene, which would pretty much go like this:

"Oh, yeah, well, if you're going to challenge my constitutional right to vote, then I'm going to challenge your right to stand there and not get kicked in the balls."

"Excuse me, what?"

*kicks guy in the balls*

*gets arrested*