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Ashcroft Resigns To Pursue Singing Career

Oh thank God. It's all better now:

The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.

John Ashcroft, in his handwritten letter of resignation.

Don't let the door hit your anointed ass on the way out.

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