Oh, No, Rainbow Brite's Gone Missing!

And Murky's trying to steal all the color!

Somebody get the color guard!

They're the only ones who can save us!

Happy Glutton Day, Fatties

"It is a sham, but it's a sham with yams. It's a yam sham."

Mr. Wigglesworp

As a writer, there's two things I always keep at my desk:

• Nail clippers
• Gameboy

Also, the best sound in the world may be the weird wig-out the Gameboy does when you get a tetris in Tetris.

Fuzzy Bunny Slippers

Does being retarded affect the memory?

A Fraters Libertas post on the Free Republic's site:

Irrational? Despicable? Slanderous? I won't say their wasn't a lot of hatred, because fuck Bush, but if our hatred of Bush is irrational, then exactly how do you explain yours of Clinton?

Unless it's a rational hatred because you're jealous he got blow jobs and you didn't.

Ashcroft Resigns To Pursue Singing Career

Oh thank God. It's all better now:

John Ashcroft, in his handwritten letter of resignation.

Don't let the door hit your anointed ass on the way out.

Revenge Of The Suck

Episode III Trailer

Yeah, I know, officially we don't care anymore, but there was a time we would've been excited about this, so hey, what the hell.

Don't Disenfranchise My Vote

I actually sort of wanted my vote to be challenged at the poll yesterday, so I could cause a scene, which would pretty much go like this:

"Oh, yeah, well, if you're going to challenge my constitutional right to vote, then I'm going to challenge your right to stand there and not get kicked in the balls."

"Excuse me, what?"

*kicks guy in the balls*

*gets arrested*

Early Winner Declared! Landslide Victory!

Vows To "Transform" Nation

You used to be fun. You used to be warped and twisted and hilarious... and I mean that in the best way - I mean it as a compliment!