So Much To Essay

I spent a good part of today reading Paul Graham's essay on the essay, which you'd do well to check out if you've ever had to write a five-paragraph essay explaining why Miss Havisham hated Pip because you once imagined pushing your gammy down the stairs after she yelled at you for drinking all the juice.

Or if you've ever argued with your troll of a freshman english teacher that if you had an extra point to make, why can't I add another paragraph or maybe I'll write an essay about how YOU'RE Miss Havisham, you great bitch.